"I'm a naughty sweetheart," Jessica Simpson drawls, "but I won't go into details." "I've come to realize that the more I censor myself, the less people relate to me," Jessica Simpson says. "I went through a period in my life where I kept to myself, this last year and a half. And this is the first time, as I'm making my country album right now, I've had to just lay it all out there and go to that place where I'm comfortable saying, 'Here's my world, come back in.' I've tried to fit in other shoes, and it just doesn't work out." This is Jessica Simpson: just a usual girl, a 27-year-old preacher's daughter who saw the light of the day in Texas, with a good-sized heart. A normal girl with a stunning body, breasts like plucked guinea hens, bloody and overfilled, cheerleader legs.