Jenna Fischer is not dating David Spade
Jenna Fischer is not dating Emmy-Award and Golden Globe-nominated David Spade. Jenna Fischer has write a note on her MySpace denying rumor she’s been dating David Spade and bizarrely, at the same time, confirming that her breasts are real, saying, “Sometimes Hollywood is like Jr. High School all over again!”
“Over Christmas, I saw a report in Star Magazine that I’m dating David Spade. Imagine my surprise as… I’VE NEVER MET David Spade! What a milestone! My first TOTALLY 100% UNTRUE tabloid report! I’ve always been very cynical when I hear celebrities say that a story is fake. I figure SOME part of every story must be true right? NO WAY! I have no idea how they are allowed to get away with stuff like that! My publicist said that no one ever called to check the facts of the David Spade story. Which seems strange to me. I have a minor in journalism and I was told to never run a story without 2 reliable sources to back it up. But, while we are on the subject, some other people I’ve never met are: Orlando Bloom, Colin Farrell, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Brad Pitt. Maybe I can fictionally date some of those guys too?”
Jenna Fischer signs off her blog post saying, “P.S. My boobs are real”, putting a stop to online rumor that her chest may have been surgically improved.
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